Nigerian-BP-employee:“No, the shop is closed.” Panicked-Young-Lady:“Well, is there anyone that could check my oil? I don’t know how.” Nigerian-BP-employee:“No.” Extra-panicked-Young-Lady:“Please. The light came on and I don’t know what to do.” ...
Some names are used across many different cultures and therefore have many different meanings. Such is the case with Dera, whose origins include theNigerian meaning "destiny,"thePolish meaning a "thick cover"like a blanket, and theWelsh meaning "fiend."Whatever the inspiration, just five babies...
My friends used to make fun of me, 我的朋友们常常取笑我 said when I had a few drinks Id go full Nigerian. 说当我喝了几杯酒后就会变成真正的尼日利亚人 Full Nigerian? 完全的尼日利亚人? Yeah, its... 嗯,是的... Id be like... 我就会像... Miss bowden, Im very, very worried about ...
I did go back to church. Once. The first time this year. Then I sort of went MIA. I lost my phone soon after and it took me a while to replace my Safaricom SIM card so if he was following up on me, I wouldn’t know. When I finally replaced my SIM, he was one of the firs...