George Carlin : [during his bit about euphemisms] Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? George Carlin : Don't you think it's just a little bit strange that Ronald Reagan had an operation on his asshole, and George Bush had ...
乔治·卡林 乔治·卡林(George Denis Patrick Carlin,1937年5月12日-2008年6月22日),男,美国人,单口喜剧(stand-up comedy)表演者、演员、作家,曾因其喜剧专辑赢得四座格莱美奖。 卡林以其政治洞察力、黑色幽默,以及展现在语言、心理学、宗教及诸多禁忌主题观察闻名。卡林以犀利、尖锐的语言而著称。20世纪70年代,...
That’s what they tell you, get on the plane, get on the plane. Fuck you, I’m getting in the plane. I wonder a lot of things, but that’s my job. My job is thinking up goofy shit. Al Sleet here, your hippie dippie weather man with all the hippie dippie weather, man. Got ...