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Fox Academy "Funny Thing": Broken glass spider web I won't ask you again Drop my phone out the lyft Dog bloodied up my lip Wate...
Client:“You know the part where it goes ‘Ohhhh no, there goes Tokyo?’ I wanna use that!” Me:*Confirming he’s asking to do what I knew he would ask.*“Yeah, you can’t do that. You don’t own the rights to that song and if you bought the rights it would cost more than...
body parts, you name it, we will cast our own nickname on it. I thought I would share some of the names I have given my radios. Typically, I don’t just throw a name on something. I am around it for a while, before I decide what I am going to call it. My poor dogs, when ...
There’s something that I need to ask,I’ve gotta know if it’s true,Please tell me, are you an email?Because I want to be attached to you! Your beauty is so bright,Your eyes shine like the twilight.Your lips are so sweet,To kiss them would be a treat.I still can’t believe...
You should be embarrassed for asking. With that in mind, it should hardly come as a surprise that To and his frequent co-director Wai Ka-Fai are also masters of the romantic comedy, and nowhere is that more evident than in 2011’s “Don’t Go Breaking My Heart.” The film stars Gao...
There might be various reasons why you’re looking for some hilarious funny questions to ask a guy. You may have met someone charming and want to strike up a discussion, but are unsure what funny questions to ask a guy to begin a lengthy and pleasant conversation. You’re not sure how ...
Peace should be your number 1 priority. You’ll never meet a strong person with an easy past. Take a deep breath, it’s a new day. Do something today that your future self will be proud of. Only dead fish go with the flow
Women should not have children after 35, but 35 kids are enough! I don’t have a boyfriend, but I do know a guy who would be really mad to hear that. What do you call a hippie’s wife? Mississippi. My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down....
So, you prefer to lean into the dark and macabre on Halloween? Well, whether you're sharing a spooky costume, a pumpkin-carving masterpiece or a haunted house adventure these spooky Halloween captions should be right up your alley.