“I work out Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday; take Thursday off; then I work out Friday and Saturday. So sometimes I’ll eat whatever I want on Thursday, like a big breakfast of pancakes and bacon and eggs and stuff. You can eat a big, hearty breakfast because you’re going to burn off ...
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"Hard work is damn near as overrated as monogamy."~ Huey Long “After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF.”— Anonymous “I always give 100% at Work: 10% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 22% Thursday, and 5% Friday.” –Anonymous "The world is divided into ...
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“… Enjoy yourself. You work hard every day; you deserve to turn up on the weekends with your friends.”–Logic “I don’t care if Monday’s blue, Tuesday’s gray and Wednesday too. Thursday I don’t care about you. It’s Friday I’m in love.”–The Cure ...