“I work out Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday; take Thursday off; then I work out Friday and Saturday. So sometimes I’ll eat whatever I want on Thursday, like a big breakfast of pancakes and bacon and eggs and stuff. You can eat a big, hearty breakfast because you’re going to burn off ...
20. “Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.” — George Carlin Also featured in: Funny Quotes, Funny Office Quotes, Funny Thursday Quotes 179 0 Download 12 Wallpapers 21. “Backups are for wimps. Real men upload their data...
Also featured in: Funny Quotes, Funny Work Quotes, Funny Office Quotes 191 0 Download 14 Wallpapers 9. “The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.” — George Carlin Also featured in: Funny Quotes, Funny Wednesday Quotes, Funny Monday Quotes...
“I always give 100% at Work: 10% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 22% Thursday, and 5% Friday.” –Anonymous "The world is divided into people who do things–and people who get the credit."~ Dwight Morrow “Going to work for a large company is like getting on a train...
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Funny inspirational quotes for work and life 1. “I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.”– Lily Tomlin 2. “If at first you don’t succeed, thenskydivingdefinitely isn’t for you.”–Steven Wright ...
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Funny Yearbook Quotes for a Crazy Day 166. “The only impossible journey is the one you never begin.”— Anthony Robbins 167. “Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.”—Thomas Edison ...