“When Monday seemed like five days rolled up into one, and you realize you have to get through four more.” “Hitting snooze on your alarm for the fifth time and realizing you have to wake up for work otherwise you’re going to be late.” Dear Tuesday, Nobody likes you. You’re j...
• Now that I am 50, I love everything that's old: old friends, old times, old manners, old books, old wines. --Oliver Goldsmith • Happy 20th anniversary of your 30th Birthday! -- Anonymous • You're not 50, you're 49.95, plus tax! --Anonymous • Don’t worry about avo...