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49. “Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.”– Andy Rooney 50. “In the book of life, the answers aren’t in the back.”– Charles Schulz More funny inspirational quotes and sayings 51. “Before you marry a person, you should first make them ...
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Of course, virtual reality isn’t the only place where you might want or need to come up with an ingeniously funny name. There are sports teams, Mathlete groups, knitters associations, book clubs - literally any group of people that wants to be a team needs a memorable name. And if tha...
With that in mind, here’s a list of funny short stories to use in your classroom when you want to bring a bit of humor to your lesson. Plus, fill out the form on this page to receive your own copy of a selection of the funny short stories below!
As soon as the words were out of her mouth, she facepalmed, realizing what she had just done. The entire class burst out laughing, and after a moment, so did she. Once the laughter had died down, I politely replied that no, Jews don’t have that particular tradition. By that point...
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Now, let’s continue our marriage jokes with shorts: Nicky: I’m a man of few words. Mike: I’m married, too. The five essential words for a good marriage: ‘I apologize’ and ‘You are right.’ A wedding ring may not be as tight as a tourniquet, but it does an equally good ...
Use big words! 33. What animal is always at a baseball game? A bat. 34. What falls in winter but never gets hurt? Snow! 35. What do you call a ghost’s true love? His ghoul-friend. 36. What building in New York has the most stories?