When I was a kid, I was reading and writing before I even started kindergarten, so my parents knew I was, and would continue to be, a snap with words and English. (This isn’t a flex; it’s just for context.) All through elementary school, my strongest subject was Language Arts (...
but Twain is an excellent author to turn to when you want to explore how to tackle tough reads. There’s definitely something to be said for slowing down and really focusing on how an author uses words to tell a story. This one, about a man listening to an incredibly ...
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It’s tempting to think that lowbrow humor is just for people with no talent or intelligence. However, it actually requires a lot of creativity and wit to write jokes that are offensive or tasteless but still funny. That’s why even some of the best comedians will use lowbrow humor in th...
Use big words! 33. What animal is always at a baseball game? A bat. 34. What falls in winter but never gets hurt? Snow! 35. What do you call a ghost’s true love? His ghoul-friend. 36. What building in New York has the most stories?
65 - A White man explaining to a Mexican man says that there are three words the Mexican needs to kno...More ›› 66 - A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about...More ›› ...
Work from home, I do. Get more work done than working in the office I will. Wise words from thisStar Wars memeabout working from home. Share These WFH Memes I hope these work from home memes put a smile on your face. Please share this post with your co-workers or fellow friends wh...
of practices, use different intonations and consider several alternative word choices. Upon reviewing your records, choose the most appropriate intonations and words. Make sure you are speaking clearly and understandably. Otherwise, consider using more simple (or vice versa more sophisticated) language...
120 - How do you make a moth bawl? Hit him with a fly swatter...More ›› 121 - What kind of bees hum and drop things ? A fumble bee !...More ›› 122 - Why do bees hum ? Because they've forgotten the words !...More ›› 123...
9. I Thought Happiness Started with an H. Why Does Mine Start with U? This line is about as corny as they come, but it's still super sweet. It'll let him know that he makes you smile. There's no better compliment. It's time to be brave and try to turn your crush into your...