49. “Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.”– Andy Rooney 50. “In the book of life, the answers aren’t in the back.”– Charles Schulz More funny inspirational quotes and sayings 51. “Before you marry a person, you should first make them ...
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Now, let’s continue our marriage jokes with shorts: Nicky: I’m a man of few words. Mike: I’m married, too. The five essential words for a good marriage: ‘I apologize’ and ‘You are right.’ A wedding ring may not be as tight as a tourniquet, but it does an equally good ...
As soon as the words were out of her mouth, she facepalmed, realizing what she had just done. The entire class burst out laughing, and after a moment, so did she. Once the laughter had died down, I politely replied that no, Jews don’t have that particular tradition. By that point,...
With that in mind, here’s a list of funny short stories to use in your classroom when you want to bring a bit of humor to your lesson. Plus, fill out the form on this page to receive your own copy of a selection of the funny short stories below!
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It’s kinda funny that Gra teased me about using chinese proverbs frequently. Like those 4 words 成语 or 7 words 谚语 etc. LOL. Because most of the time, I merely listened intently…thinking silently…and will sometimes summarized with 成语 or 谚语, as a comment. They simply popped into ...
These digital snippets of joy resonate deeply with those of us who find solace in solitude, offering a chuckle that’s as soft as our spoken words at a bustling party. As someone who is a total extroverted introvert, I hope you enjoy these memes as much as I do. ...
It's scary to admit your feelings to your crush. That's why, instead of bluntly telling him that you're in love with him and want to be his future wife, you should use a few funny lines to flirt with him. You'll get the same point across without sounding too intense. You just ...