Let’s start with sweet. Our sweet tooth is basically an evolved sugar detector, because sugar is high energy, and it’s just been wired up to the preferer, to put it very crudely, and that’s why we like sugar. Honey is sweet because we like it, not "we like it because honey ...
49. “Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.”– Andy Rooney 50. “In the book of life, the answers aren’t in the back.”– Charles Schulz More funny inspirational quotes and sayings 51. “Before you marry a person, you should first make them ...
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aThis is a great way to learn English! Talk about the film or song with your friends, and guess the meaning of the new words. Just enjoy yourself 这是一个巨大方式学会英语! 谈论影片或歌曲与您的朋友,并且猜测新的词的意思。 请开心[translate] ...
Wordplay humor relies on the dual meanings of words and phrases to create a humorous effect. Some examples of wordplay are double entendres,cheeky metaphors, pickup lines, andgood ol’ puns. Are you ready for an example? Try not to roll your eyes too hard. ...
Hit him with a fly swatter... More ›› 121 - What kind of bees hum and drop things ? A fumble bee !... More ›› 122 - Why do bees hum ? Because they've forgotten the words !... More ›› 123 - Why are spiders good swimmers ? They have webbed feet !... More...
With that in mind, here’s a list of funny short stories to use in your classroom when you want to bring a bit of humor to your lesson. Plus, fill out the form on this page to receive your own copy of a selection of the funny short stories below!
9. I Thought Happiness Started with an H. Why Does Mine Start with U? This line is about as corny as they come, but it's still super sweet. It'll let him know that he makes you smile. There's no better compliment. It's time to be brave and try to turn your crush into your...
Now, let’s continue our marriage jokes with shorts: Nicky: I’m a man of few words. Mike: I’m married, too. The five essential words for a good marriage: ‘I apologize’ and ‘You are right.’ A wedding ring may not be as tight as a tourniquet, but it does an equally good ...
Use big words! 33. What animal is always at a baseball game? A bat. 34. What falls in winter but never gets hurt? Snow! 35. What do you call a ghost’s true love? His ghoul-friend. 36. What building in New York has the most stories?