“11. Lost your pen = no pen No pen = no notes No notes = no study No study = fail Fail = no diploma No diploma = no work No work = no money No money = no food No food = skinny Skinny = ugly Ugly = no love No love = no marriage No marriage = no children No children =...
ThesaurusAntonymsRelated WordsSynonymsLegend: Translations Spanish / Español Select a language: tira cómica comic (ˈkomik)adjective 1.of comedy.a comic actor;comic opera.cómico 2.causing amusement.comic remarks.cómico noun 1.an amusing person,especiallya professional comedian.cómico ...
13.“Never Grandpa. He thought the English words for grandparents sounded ugly. But you know, sometimes when I was trying to be funny, I’d call him Gramps. Just to see the look on his face.” 14.“The car’s still making funny noises, despite your handiwork,” Mom said. ...
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You know you’re ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera. God is creative, I mean just look at me and think. How do people write an autobiography? I can barely remember what I had for lunch yesterday. I am not fat, I am just. Easier to see. I don...
181. “Words that describe you: my wise sister, my confidant, and my best friend.”― Catherine Pulsifer 182. “I’m thankful for my sisters, who are my dearest friends, and my friends who are like dear sisters.”― Marilynne Todd Linford ...
Wise Words Even when I have pains, I don’t have to be one. To cheer yourself up, you should try cheering someone else up. Saturday’s child works hard for a living. Saturn day. (Samedi in French). Saturday morning still has a special feeling for Will and Guy – it’s sports day...
Original impressions don’t have to be bad. And though the number of cheesy pickup lines is ugly, there are a couple of out there that are so crazy and at the place, that they give us laugh despite ourselves. They may not be the best lines to take when chatting up the stranger at...
Fugly – a mesh of two words, f*%&ing ugly Full – full of piss, meaning drunk Full of beans – high energy Fully sick – excellent Fun bags – breasts Funny farm – the mental asylum Fur burger – vagina Furphy – rumour G Gabba – the Brisbane Cricket Ground. Located in the Brisb...
The five essential words for a good marriage: ‘I apologize’ and ‘You are right.’ A wedding ring may not be as tight as a tourniquet, but it does an equally good job of stopping circulation. If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don’t stand in her way. My opinions are my...