We're certain those are the exact words. But if you want some funny witch jokes to tell your trick or treaters this Halloween, or if you're an actual witch, then this is the page for you! We've collected the funniest witch jokes from a big cast iron cauldron of laughter to bring a...
try throwing awitch-themed party. Shop together for the witchy outfits as a fun group activity, or take your theme to another level by letting guests choose a special power to incorporate into their look. Plus, you might be surprised to find how many decorations are out there for this idea...
Readers will recall Madeline’s wonderful entries in my last three competitions, in which she gained a Special Mention in the Shaggy Sheep Poem competition, a Sixth Place in the Three Chinese Characters Story Competition, and finally First Place in the Hair-Raising Halloween Poetry competition! Com...
What does a witch ask for in a hotel? Broom service. Funny, Clean Halloween Jokes Here are some more clean and funny Halloween jokes: What would you get if you crossed a vampire and a teacher?Lots of blood tests! Why did Dracula’s mother give him cough medicine?Because he was having...
‘Then you have seen the witch in her proper dress,’ said the old woman. ‘For you, I have long waited, and now you shall give me light.’ So saying the witch changed the little girl into a block of wood, and then threw it on the fire. When it was fully alight, she sat down...
A witch with a blindfold !... More ›› 18 - Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse? She was having Disney spells... More ›› 19 - What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites ? Don't bite any witches !... More ›› 20 - Did you he...
What does a witch ask for in a hotel? Broom service. Funny, Clean Halloween Jokes Here are some more clean and funny Halloween jokes: What would you get if you crossed a vampire and a teacher?Lots of blood tests! Why did Dracula’s mother give him cough medicine?Because he was having...