Funny inspirational quotes for everyone 71. “Listen, smile, agree, and then do whatever you were gonna do anyway.“–Robert Downey Jr. 72. “Wisdomcomes from experience. Experience is often a result of lack of wisdom.”–Terry Pratchett 73. “The reason I talk to myself is because I’...
tie a knot and hang on.- Anonymous Saying(Sometimes attributed to Franklin D. Roosevelt,Eleanor Roosevelt, or Thomas Jefferson) The first sigh of love is the last breath of wisdom.- Anonymous Today is your day to laugh at life,laugh at what's funny - laugh at what's sad,laugh loud -...
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187. “Be wise, because the world needs wisdom. If you cannot be wise, pretend to be someone who is wise, and then just behave like they would.”— Neil Gaiman 188. “My dear terrified graduates, you are about to enter the most uncertain and thrilling period of your lives.”—Lin-Ma...
57 Funny Quotes of The Day and Funny Sayings “1. Young enough to know I can, old enough to know I shouldn’t, stupid enough to do it anyway.”“2. 3 drunk guys entered a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine & turned
“As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two.”~Norman Wisdom Funny Quotes “Men marry women with thehopethey will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed. ”~Albert...
“Success at anything will always come down to this: focus & effort. And we control both.” Dwayne johnson “Sometimes the people you wanted as part of your story are only meant to be a chapter.” Best Sarcastic Quotes And Funny Sarcasm Sayings ...
Famous Quotes on April Fool's DayWise men agree that it is okay to be foolish at times and in fact, every silly act is a step to wisdom. So don't be embarrassed when someone plays pranks on you and calls you 'April Fool'. Here we have brought some famous sayings that capture the...
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Funny Inspirational Quotes and Sayings About Failure “We are all of us failures – at least, the best of us are.”– James Matthew Barrie “Show me a thoroughly satisfied man – and I will show you a failure.”– Thomas Alva Edison “Most of our faults are more pardonable than the me...