Funny Clean Police Jokes Police Officer in Court Q: Policeman, when you stopped the defendant, were the red and blue lights flashing on your police car?A: Yes. Q: Did the defendant say anything when she got out of her vehicle?A: Yes, sir. Q: What did she say?A: What disco am I...
The dragons will come. When the war had lasted all of ARK's years.. The dragons will come. Find the spino egg in deepest blue, Wings of wyvern will come to you. The largest egg in the mountain high, Will give you a giga's word for sky. Dug deep in the mud, A rexy egg the ...
–No, son, we only sew your wings. We just don’t make funny jokes in Heaven! –Your book entitled “1000 recipes for bachelors” will not have any searches! –Why? –It is completely discouraging. Almost all recipes start with “get a clean bowl” ...
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Wings of FireThe dragon tribes of Pyrrhia have been at war for years, locked in an endless battle over a powerful throne and a lost treasure. A secret movement called the Talons of Peace is determined to bring an end to the fighting, with the help of a cryptic prophecy. Five dragonets...
Funny Clean Medic jokes Terminal Illness = Getting sick at the airport A Good Medical Joke While working as a radiology technician in a hospital emergency room, I took some X-rays of a trauma patient and took the results to the senior radiologist, who studied the multiple fractures of the ...
47 - A blonde comes home from a day of shopping and discovers that her house is on fire, so she calls...More ›› 48 - Three blondes were walking through a field when they came across a set of tracks. The first...More ›› ...
Why did the thief take a shower before robbing the bank? He wanted to make a clean getaway. Why was the traffic light late to work? It took too long to change. Why do hamburgers go south for the winter? So they don’t freeze their buns. ...
On October 1, 1943 Baker was replaced by Art Linkletter, who continued for the rest of the series. For a memorable stunt of 1945, Linkletter announced that $1000 would go to the first person to find one of 12 plastic balls floating off California. Two years later, an Ennylageban Island...
Thank you for teaching me through your voice to extend my heart and pen to all the places in critical need of clean water and peace. And thank you for hanging out with me when I was teary about leaving Bread Loaf. I hope your road trip back was beautiful. Robert, thank you for ...