we can’t resist. This book cover is a perfect example of a book that will make you smile from the moment you look at it. The front cover features a photograph of a hapless assistant beside her boss. What makes this book
One day, Mrs Arnold, a teacher at Green Barn Infant School, Norwich, England, was attempting to teach the names of animals to a class of 5-year-olds. Firstly she held up a picture of a deer, and asked one boy, ‘Sammy, what is this animal?’ Sammy looked at the picture with a ...
My wife has been going out with ‘the girls’ a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, ‘Just some friends from work, you donít know them.’ I always try to stay awake to look out for her coming home, but I usually fall asleep. Anyway, I have never approac...
The hostess seated us in one of those semi-dark booths that screams, “This is gonna be expensive.” I had the waiter bring us a bottle of wine and an appetizer. Mary Jane ordered spaghetti and I chose linguini with clam sauce.
The story goes that one day two servants were competing in a snake-drawing competition for their master over a bottle of wine. The first servant finishes painting his snake before anyone else. In an extra act of cocky showmanship, he paints legs on his snake to show off. However, when ...
“Hey,forthe200dollarsIwonderifyoucouldthrowinthatsaucer.Thecat’susedtoitandIt’llsavemefromhavingtogetadish.”b.togotosleep3.Afteragooddinnerandabottleofwine,theyretiredforthenight,andwenttosleep.c.arapidorsurprisedsecondlook4.Amiddle-agedmanwasfeelingverydown.Everythinghadbeengoingwrongforhim.d....
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Skip the serious gifts andgive them something sillythat'll make 'em smile. Whether it's bottle-sized wine glass or a shower margarita machine, here are the best gag gift ideas for folks who love funny gifts. Prices and availability subject to change. ...
(I work part-time at a small wine shop that also sells a selection of spirits. We get all sorts of customers, from those who just want a cheap bottle to go with dinner to those who want to get a bit spendier.) Customer:“Hi. I’m looking for tequila, I think…” ...
Lucy, down a bottle and a half, managed to bounce to the hall, float up to the landing and steer into the bathroom. She came to realise how difficult it is to aim from high above the bowl. The lightheadedness wore off eventually; we floated down as gently as we’d risen. Lucky, ...