Classic Englishman, Irishman, Welshman, Scotsman Joke An Englishman, Irishman, Welshman, and Scotsman were captured while fighting in a far-off foreign land, and the leader of the captors said, ‘We’re going to line you up in front of a firing squad and shoot you all in turn. But fi...
An Englishman, Irishman, Welshman, and Scotsman were captured while fighting in a far-off foreign land, and the leader of the captors said, ‘We’re going to line you up in front of a firing squad and shoot you all in turn. But first, you each can make a final wish.’ The Englis...
Good Comedian jokes and sayings from Steven WrightThere are at least two famous people called Steve Wright. Alan Turnham has unearthed quotes by the American Comedian, (not the British Radio 2 Presenter) To get the most from these one-liners, you have to imagine Steve’s deadpan delivery. ...
Another newspaper misprint:- The Welsh international had to withdraw when the cut turned sceptic. From a Sunday newspaper:- The surgeon said he’d removed my momentum – the funny apron of fat that covers the intestines. [The omentum is the medical name for the sheet of fat that covers abd...
An Englishman, Irishman, Welshman, and Scotsman were captured while fighting in a far-off foreign land, and the leader of the captors said, ‘We’re going to line you up in front of a firing squad and shoot you all in turn. But first, you each can make a final wish.’ The Englis...