“I work out Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday; take Thursday off; then I work out Friday and Saturday. So sometimes I’ll eat whatever I want on Thursday, like a big breakfast of pancakes and bacon and eggs and stuff. You can eat a big, hearty breakfast because you’re going to burn off ...
Funny Inspirational quotes for life 31. “Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.”–Mae West 32. “Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.”–Thomas Edison 33. “You can’t wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a ...
Funny Yearbook Quotes for a Crazy Day 166. “The only impossible journey is the one you never begin.”— Anthony Robbins 167. “Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.”—Thomas Edison 168. “In this life we cannot do great things. We...
Thedaily grind. The rat race. The funny work memes in the workplace. If you work for a living or are now enjoying your retirement after decades of work-life, there are probably days you feel (or felt) like hitting the ‘snooze’ button permanently. The dread of going to work is a d...
One Wednesday, Murphy went to a doctor to talk about his wife. He says to the doctor, ‘Doctor, I think my wife is deaf because she never hears me the first time and I always have to repeat things.’ ‘Well, ‘the doctor replied, ‘Go home and tonight stand about 15 feet from he...
The turkey (and its alternate) are pardoned by the President on the Wednesday before Thanksgiving. The ceremony traditionally takes place in the White House Rose Garden and is a wonderful photo shoot opportunity. The lucky turkey will then be sent to Disneyland, where it will be the grand ma...
(An example of the above is the front page of Wednesday 1/29, morning after the State of the Union. Taken from Julie Pace of the Associated Press, it gives a very biased report of the speech and plays up the Republican take. Uses many emotion laden words ‘sluggish’, ‘side-step’,...