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187. “Be wise, because the world needs wisdom. If you cannot be wise, pretend to be someone who is wise, and then just behave like they would.”— Neil Gaiman 188. “My dear terrified graduates, you are about to enter the most uncertain and thrilling period of your lives.”—Lin-Ma...
“One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one’s work is terribly important.” » Bertrand Russell “A good manager is a man who isn’t worried about his own career but rather the careers of those who work for him.” » H. S. M. Burns “I am...
I always give 100% at Work: 10% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 22% Thursday, and 5% Friday.~Anonymous My bed wasn’t feeling well this morning, so I had to stay home to take care of it. ~Anonymous When my boss told me this is the fifth time I’m late, I smiled and...
Her wonderful career includes roles in acclaimed films such as ‘Knives Out’ and ‘Under the Silverlake’ and major hit shows ‘Wednesday’, ‘The Big Bang Theory’, ‘Brooklyn 99’, and most recently ‘The Muppets Mayhem’. She is one half of Garfunkel and Oates, her musical comedy duo...
On Wednesday, May 13th I will have oral surgery. All of the roots and any teeth that are there will be removed. I would love it if you all could pray for me. I know that God put everything and everyone in place. I’m still very anxious and it’s getting worse as we get closer...
Wednesday, November 24, 2010 is NATIONAL OPT-OUT DAY! It’s the day ordinary citizens stand up for their rights, stand up for liberty, and protest the federal government’s desire to virtually strip us naked, with the alternative option for an “enhanced pat down” that touches people’s...
Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty. – By Robert Frost When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not. – By Mark Twain Wisdom doesn’t necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself. –...
Note that due to the complexity and difficulty level of the subject area, class sizes will be limited to 5 women. Class 1:Up in Winter, Down in Summer – How to Adjust a Thermostat Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:...
33. “Every day is Halloween, isn’t it? For some of us.”–Tim Burton 34. “I’ll stop wearing black when they make a darker color.”–Wednesday Addams 35. “A mask tells us more than a face.”–Oscar Wilde, Irish Poet