On the wedding day, when the minister came to the groom’s vows, he looked John in the eye and said, ‘Will you promise to prostrate yourself before her, obey her every command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your life and swear eternally before God and your love...
Among our marriage jokes, we included the traditional order of wedding speeches: The father of the bride. A good way to start is to welcome all the guests. He then usually talks fondly about his daughter. As with most speeches, it is accepted that a mixture of affectionate anecdotes and ...
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37. Why do signs that say "slow children" have a picture of a running child? 38. Why do they call it "chilli" if it's hot? 39. Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game," when we are already there? 40. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush ...
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So when Celine signs up for a survival course in the woods, she’s surprised to find Brad right beside her. Forced to work as a team for the chance to win a grand prize, these two teens must trudge through not just mud and dirt but their messy past. ...
Unfortunately, there were no signs of any gatherings in this quiet building. As we walked away, I heard a voice behind us say,“Bonjour.” Turning around, I spotted a woman I had never seen in my life and wondered how I would explain our apparent snooping in French. ...
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