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It also helps that director Susan Johnson is a good fit for the material, and her ability to pull together quick-cut flashbacks and inventive ways to make chatty monologues work keeps the film ticking along whenever it threatens to fizz out. Mostly, though, “To All the Boys” keeps a ...
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