‘Lady, I don’t care who you know, you’re still going to get a ticket.’Keep on Trucking‘Hello, this is Dave. I’m not home right now, but I can take a message. Hang on a second while I get a pencil.’ [in the background there are noises – a drawer opens and there ...
I feel better already.”– Dave Barry 29. People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”– A.A. Milne 30. “I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.”– Benjamin Franklin Funny Inspirational quotes for life 31. “Too much of a good ...
No amount of heavy-handed hinting by neighbors haunting the local Facebook page has persuaded the couple on the corner to trim their shrubbery in front by way of evicting the four-legged tenants. Meanwhile, other idiots don’t grasp the concept ofCat As Gourmet Feast, so they leave their ...
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Scroll down and check out the list of people who were given theworst namesever by parents who apparently didn’t like them very much. And if you met someone with a very funny name or have one yourself (oh no!), add it to the comments!
When my father and his late-life lady friend came to me and ostentatiously asked for my permission for them to marry, What the F**K was the matter with me that I didn’t jump up and down hollering NO, DON’T DO THAT!?? What was the matter with me that I didn’t say, as ...
I don’t go inside.The trees are where I reside.If I fall to the ground, I will surely die.What am I?Answer: A leaf. Who makes it, has no need for it.Whoever buys it won’t use it.Who uses it, won’t care.What am I? Answer: A casket. I protect, I stand tallmy ...
Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?A: I forget. Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that You’ve forgotten? Q: How old is your son, the one living with you?A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can’t remember which. Q: How long has he lived wi...
Apparently, they’ll run away if you don’t take proper care of them. Their feelings are also visible based on how they act, which is how the person who found this chicken could tell it was unhappy. You Have To Say Yes… This sign takes trolling to a new level. Of course, whoever...
They somehow scrambled to get enough jets to fly everyone home, although not in the most convenient ways. The folks from Lemoore (there were three F/A-18 squadrons on board and over a hundred people going home that day) were eventually flown to San Diego since that was the homeport for...