58. Say something funny.I’m still working on my sense of humour, I’ll get back to you on that. That’s put me on the spot. 59. Tell me a joke.There’s an Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman. A lorryload of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins last week. It was ...
that brings to mind the funny saying someone will often say it in response. This brings their favourite sayings into daily life and allows them to bond with the people that they work with, attend school with, or interact with in other ways. People are often in search of connection with th...
Long before his rockin’ goofball schtick began to get tiring, Jack Black rocked our socks and won our hearts with his first breakout hit, the tale of a heavy metal frontman who poses as a substitute teacher and ends up educating a class full of misfits in the ways of the wailin’ sol...
Feeling emboldened, the rope tied himself up in various ways and pulled his ends apart until they were poofy. He was nearly unrecognizable. He walked back to the bar and confidently through the door. The bartender peered at him with narrowed eyes. “Hey,” he said suspiciously, “aren’t...
one of the ones who sits down to peeasked the one who sometimes goes in the hedge,like me, if it’d seen on something called Twitter.“You had to say what you’d ask your dog.If they had the power of speech for an hour.”Why I’d need speech is beyond me.They seem to know ...
What if — the movie wonders — instead of relegating one person to a cyclical purgatory that they’re forced to repeat over and over until they learn the error of their ways, you relegated two people to the same pocket of the Twilight Zone? The mind boggles at the implications! Imagine...
And while you may enjoy aspects of their personalities, you’re also looking for ways to put them in their place. That’s what we’re breaking down today: funny things to say to narcissists. So pull up a screen and get ready to write down some of these witty comebacks. ...
eep, I am so with you on 'poot'. When i was in junior high i had a shirt a shirt that just said Poot. in small letters. I don't know what happened to that jem. oh the memories. I also have a personal favorite in 'balls'. rather than swearing, i just say balls. It's ac...
"I don't credit that part," Joe Bell said squeamishly. "I know she had her ways, but I don't think she'd be up to anything as much as that." "And then?" "Then nothing," he shrugged. "By and by she went like she come, rode away on a horse." "Alone, or with the two...
On to the next. Two left feet? Maybe swim team will be a better fit. There were countless options, countless niches to be filled, ways to be and feel special. But the one thing I am worst at, the area where I excel the least I can’t quit. I mean, in theory of course I coul...