The foul-mouthed, boozy woman can't wait to marry a rich man and quit her job, but she has to rethink her plans when her sugar daddy dumps her. Then Scott Delacorte (Justin Timberlake), a substitute teacher who's cute and rich, arrives. Elizabeth can't wait to sink her teeth into ...
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To display the text in different font, for example script, run: $ figlet "$(fortune)" -f script These examples demonstrate some of the ways you can usefigletto create decorative text banners in your terminal. Experiment with different fonts and options to create visually appealing text art fo...
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I love writing. I think stories are the most important ways for us to connect. And now I will get to connect with lots of kids (and their Barbies) to let them know how special they are. I couldn’t be more excited!!! The book is a picture book for kids four to eight. I don’...