"My dad was working late, so my sister and I invited these two guys over to hook up. But my dad came home early, so we sent the guys running outside down the back porch steps. They knocked over a white paint can, spilling it on the ground and leaving footprints. The next day, ...
In 1942, learning of a show that was canceled, he pitched People are Funny to NBC, and it went on the air April 10, 1942 with Art Baker as host. In a popular first-season stunt, a man was assigned to register a trained seal at the Knickerbocker Hotel while explaining that the seal ...
Long before his rockin’ goofball schtick began to get tiring, Jack Black rocked our socks and won our hearts with his first breakout hit, the tale of a heavy metal frontman who poses as a substitute teacher and ends up educating a class full of misfits in the ways of the wailin’ sol...
Put the dishes in the washer and turn on the machine. Come back to bed. Lift the dog onto the bed. Climb under the covers. Hear the cop copter returning…hmmmm…he’s a ways to the north. That means the pistol-waving clowns are probably on Main Drag North. Charming. Oh well: at ...
Feeling emboldened, the rope tied himself up in various ways and pulled his ends apart until they were poofy. He was nearly unrecognizable. He walked back to the bar and confidently through the door. The bartender peered at him with narrowed eyes. “Hey,” he said suspiciously, “aren’t...
have u ever noticed that there's like millions of ways to say poop. just try to think of as many as u can. its ha ha halarious!! Em / June 15, 2006 5:51 PM Dastardly. i mean, who says that? but if someone does, its pretty funnny crakerpimp / June 21, 2006 7:00 PM cand...
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Misc SMS Jokes Easiest ways to Die, 1.Have a cigerrate daily U’ll die 10 years early 2.Have drink daily, U’ll die 30 years early 3.Love some1 truely U’ll die daily. Tags: funny joke, Funny Jokes, Funny SMS, Funny SMS Jokes, Jokes, misc sms jokes, really funny jokesPappu...
Ohhh, no. Nothing would do but we had to trot outside and pee in the gravel. Fortunately, thepoliciaand their prey are a ways to the north of us — the copter’s not directly overhead, at least. By the time Ruby charged outside, they were a neighborhood away, and receding. Now ...
a我十岁开始跟我的哥哥学习网球 My ten years old start with mine elder brother to study the tennis [translate] a济南分行营业部 Jinan Branch Sales office [translate] aDo not tighten by inappropriate tools or in inappropriate ways 不要拉紧由不适当的工具或用不适当的方式 [translate] apharmacopee ...