During Christmas, I was in a pet store with my dogs, picking out toys for their Christmas and getting some kitty litter. A kid maybe about fourteen came up and was picking out a toy for his dog. He saw mine and asked if he could pet them. I didn’t mind and let him pet my dog...
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop. The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank...
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2 Nice Girls are great at composing witty, clever song lyrics that you're bound to love! This song mockingly describes a lesbian falling in love with a "strong hairy man". Once she has, she spends all of her money on birth control and beer. It's impossible not to love this catchy,...
Halloween 2024 will be here before you know it (we know, it's hard to even fathom, but it's true). One of the best ways to prepare for the festivities and get into the holiday spirit is by sharing funny Halloween jokes with your family and friends!From corny jokes that are so ghast...
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In bringing up children, spend on them half as much money and twice as much time. “It is not a bad thing that children should occasionally, and politely, put parents in their place.”– Colette, My Mother’s House, 1922 “Parenthood is a lot easier to get into than out of.”– Br...
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket. Poor Richard’s Almanac is an excellent source of epigrammatic humor. How about this gem: “Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.” ...
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Where do fish keep their money? In the riverbank. Who gives sharks presents onChristmas? Santa Jaws. Who delivers Christmas presents to dogs? Santa Paws. What happened after the shark got famous? He became a starfish. Why do seagulls fly over the sea?