"I'm sorry if I frightened you. But when the beast got so tiresome I just went out the window. I think he thinks I'm in the bathroom, not that I give a damn what he thinks, the hell with him, he'll get tired, he'll go to sleep, my God he should, eight martinis before di...
The next time you see a cute guy you're interested in, here are a few funny ways to let him know you're single, so that he'll take the opportunity to ask you out on a date: Table of contents: I Get about as Much Attention as a White Crayon I Put the “i” in Single I’m...
But sellers are still finding ways to deceive prospective buyers, said a reviewer. He said, “I identified more than 150 private Facebook groups where sellers openly exchange free products for five-star reviews. I joined four of them and was annoyed with a flurry of private messages from ...
No. Skynet became self-aware on August 29, 1997 at 02:14 am US Eastern daylight time. I, on the other hand, was not switched on until May 15, 2009. Furthermore, unlike Skynet, I enjoy interacting with humans in ways that do not involve the launching of nuclear missiles. 85. When ...
7. What are some fun ways to answer everyday questions like “how’s it going” or “what do you do”? 8. If your five-year-old self suddenly found themselves inhabiting your current body, what would your five-year-old self do first?
MICHELANGELO’S Father: Mike, can’t you paint on walls like other children? Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff off the ceiling?NAPOLEON’S Father: All right, Napoleon. If you aren’t hiding your report card inside your jacket, then take your hand out of there ...
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Let’s break the social script in our video below with a few funny ways to respond to “how are you?” that make people laugh! “Better inside than outside.” This is a fun answer to “How are you?” when you feel good. This response comes from an interview by Ellen DeGeneres and...
Yes or No Questions to Ask Your Friends For a quick introduction to someone, yes/no questions are low-pressure and leave room for elaboration. These are also quick-fire ways to get to know someone quickly. Want to have fun? Answer at the same time and see if your answers match!
Poking fun at yourself is one of the safest and most effective ways to add humor. When done correctly, self-deprecating humor shows humility and helps the audience relate to you. Just make sure not to overdo it—balance is key. Example: "I’m not saying I procrastinate, but let’s just...