“Thank you for calling [Your Name]’s phone. Your call is very important to us and will be answered in the order it was received.” Photo Credit: Canva.com Funny Ways to Answer a Spam Call “Welcome to the Anonymous Spammers Society. To join, please press 1.” “You've reached the...
I work in a shop that sells and repairs computers and phones. Since we are an IT business, it’s pretty rare that we ever get tech support scam phone calls. But one quiet afternoon, an unfortunate scammer tries to call our shop. The business owner takes the phone call, and since it’...
The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access...
Every food poses it own challenge (example: butter is made of butter), but hot dogs are eaten in one of three ways: 1. The Solomon Method, breaking the dogs in half; 2. Tokyo Style, eating wiener and bun separately; and 3. Dunk 'n Dip, soaking the meat in what appears to be se...
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