“Thank you for calling [Your Name]’s phone. Your call is very important to us and will be answered in the order it was received.” Photo Credit: Canva.com Funny Ways to Answer a Spam Call “Welcome to the Anonymous Spammers Society. To join, please press 1.” “You've reached the...
The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access...
Every food poses it own challenge (example: butter is made of butter), but hot dogs are eaten in one of three ways: 1. The Solomon Method, breaking the dogs in half; 2. Tokyo Style, eating wiener and bun separately; and 3. Dunk 'n Dip, soaking the meat in what appears to be se...
Cinna-monster (what my brothers used to call me) Cinnamushy Cinnawhittled I make myself laugh about a new combo on virtually a daily basis. sky / September 26, 2005 3:58 PM eep, I am so with you on 'poot'. When i was in junior high i had a shirt a shirt that just said Poot...
Betty if you go to the bathroom, you must come back to the table, be a grown-upJames junior eat what’s on your plate you’re not getting something else sonten three-quarter-pound burgers with plain-bun no-mayo oodles-of-ketchup no phones at the table, no screaming, don’t call da...
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