“Thank you for calling [Your Name]’s phone. Your call is very important to us and will be answered in the order it was received.” Photo Credit: Canva.com Funny Ways to Answer a Spam Call “Welcome to the Anonymous Spammers Society. To join, please press 1.” “You've reached the...
Cinna-monster (what my brothers used to call me) Cinnamushy Cinnawhittled I make myself laugh about a new combo on virtually a daily basis. sky / September 26, 2005 3:58 PM eep, I am so with you on 'poot'. When i was in junior high i had a shirt a shirt that just said Poot...
You see, injecting more imaginary money into our economy by Jewish banksters is NOT the answer to our economic problems. But this is what we have come to. To be reliant on Jewish loan-sharks who are throwing their FAKE money at a moribund economy that is producing neither jobs nor weal...
The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access...
Betty if you go to the bathroom, you must come back to the table, be a grown-upJames junior eat what’s on your plate you’re not getting something else sonten three-quarter-pound burgers with plain-bun no-mayo oodles-of-ketchup no phones at the table, no screaming, don’t call da...
(Okay, I admit that I do feel a tiny bit bad for him, but that’s only because he’s supposed to take 18 deacons winter camping tonight in the mountains. But I would feel bad about that regardless of his “condition.”) Oh, p.s., today’s the last day to let me know if you...
saying goodbye to old assumptions as to “who I should be” in order to embark on new adventures and new ways to become my best self. Goodbye to resistance, because I’m ready to fly. I’m saying goodbye to places I used to know, because I’m ready to celebrate in other places wit...
I knew that, but I always forget to make that, to draw that segmentation. So we did get to 500 subscribers, there's a couple things that got unlocked, but really... For those ads to go on there and go live, it's going to be a thousand subscribers. And so still a ways away fo...
Using markers, write the message “chill’n with egg Sheeran.” You can write chill’n a few different ways including chilling or chillin. The pun is it’s a cold environment, so you are chilling. Second, Ed Sheeran with a play on egg – just in case we needed to explain!
But like all laws, they were created to address certain criteria during the time of enactment, so as the spam people evolved, they discovered ways to get around these laws, which is funny because that’s exactly the type of characteristic you’ll find in a good criminal, corporate leader,...