She spoke of hanging the carpets on clotheslines each spring and pounding the dirt out, of having to wash the soot off the kerosene lanterns every day, and of the family canning kitchen garden vegetables and setting eggs to keep in big barrels over the winter. And of how cold it was in...
98. “Money won’t buyhappiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.”– Bill Vaughan 99. “A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.”– Bob Hope 100. “A day without laughter is a day waste...
This is nothing more than a “funny money loan” entered as a “book entry” which OBLIGATES American Taxpayers to re-pay the Fed’s Jewish Bankers $600 Billion PLUS interest in REAL money … NOT “funny money.” Their calling all of this: “Quantitative Easing.” But it’s actually a...
It is nothing to worry about because there are various ways through which you can also compel them tolike your Facebookstatus. You must have heard from your parents that they used humor as a tool to keep themselves different from anyone else and make the situation hilarious with funny jokes....
Yep. It was (and is) as whitey-white as you can get and still be on this planet. If anyone of dusky complexion moved in there, they were likely to be pressured out…in any number of subtle and not-so-subtle ways. My motherwould never have tolerated having me and the spouse dwell ...
Here are three of the better ‘Men Jokes’. In many ways, these men’s jokes are the mirror image of the blonde jokes. Stereotyping, yes, fun, indeed; do they offend me as a man, definitely not. 1. New Cot One Monday evening Jessica found her husband Mike with his head cocked look...
14“A clear conscience is a sure sign of a bad memory.” Mark Twain 15“Well-behaved women seldom make history.” Laurel Thatcher Ulrich 16“I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.” Benjamin Franklin 17“I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not...
Most people would think a party with 150 people is not small. Sofia also led people to believe that she was gonna say a very small number by 1) first saying “It wasn’t that big.” and 2) using the word “ONLY.” Both are very convenient ways to build up people’s expectations ...
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket. Poor Richard’s Almanac is an excellent source of epigrammatic humor. How about this gem: “Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.” ...
In ways you never thought of,They enslave you, caress you!You do whatever they say,Sometimes they confuse you!Right then it gets real bad,Misconceptions they kill you!You give them all,You’re taken to the mall,Spend all your money,Until you fall!They flirt, tiny skirts!Eyes blink, ...