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Easy to make: Create and print a sheet of paper with colors / shapes any way you like, have it enlarged by a professional printer on glossy paper and framed if you want it to last a long time. Start jotting down those funnies with a permanent marker. Did you hear someone say somethin...
There is too much sadness in this present world. It drives people crazy. We all need to find a way to ignore the sadness and bring a little light into our lives. So, I believe our best medicine is to get together and tell some jokes and have some fun laughing together.185. What is...
This line is about as corny as they come, but it's still super sweet. It'll let him know that he makes you smile. There's no better compliment. It's time to be brave and try to turn your crush into your boyfriend. What's the cutest way someone has ever admitted that they like...
The easiest way to be funny, even if you are not, is to give the opposite answer to yes/no questions. Yes, it is that simple. If people are expecting you to say yes, you say no; if people are expecting you to say no, you say yes. The more obvious the better. Let’s look at...
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Even so, each family is crazy and chaotic in their own way. They understand each other more than others will ever do, but it doesn’t mean there aren’t any misunderstandings, frustrations, or annoyances. We each get into hilariously funny situations with our family. When that happens, you...
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“55.Don’t stressabout your eyesight failing as you get older. It’s natures way of protecting you from shock as you walk past the mirror.” “56. As a kid I think I ate too many rice krispies. Now all my body does is snap crackle and pop!.” ...