Story:Carl Allen has stumbled across a way to shake free of post-divorce blues and a dead-end job: embrace life and say yes to everything. Style:feel good, funny, romantic, humorous, light ... Audience:date night, chick flick, family friendly, kids, teens ... ...
Sex is messy and complicated in the best way. Especially when something goes wrong. Here, real women confess their funniest sex stories.
She keeps yelling this over me as I try to calm her down. When she eventually pauses, I say: Me:“Ma’am, this sounds a lot like your problem. If you would like to come in and try to solve it, that’s fine, but as of right now we are just going to eat your food if you ...
“Lisa, if you don’t like your job you don’t strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That’s the American way." ~ Homer Simpson “Doing nothing is very hard to do… you never know when you’re finished.”— Leslie Nielsen ...
28. “My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is tofinishwhat I start. So far I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.”– Dave Barry 29. People saynothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”– A.A. Milne ...
You can’t believe a word they say. Men Are Like Computers. Hard to figure out and never have enough memory. Men Are Like Government Bonds. They take way too long to mature. Men Are Like Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong. Men Are Like Lava Lamps. ...
You can’t believe a word they say. Men Are Like Computers. Hard to figure out and never have enough memory. Men Are Like Government Bonds. They take way too long to mature. Men Are Like Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong. Men Are Like Lava Lamps. ...
“I choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.” –Bill Gates “The reward for good work is more work.” –Francesca Elisia “Teamwork means never having to take all the blame yourself.” ...
"Good idea," I replied. "We can cover more ground that way." Why was the very good doctor always calm? Because he had a lot of patients! Why did the construction workers always bring a pencil to lunch? They wanted to draw their own conclusions! Why was the soda so depressed?...
Rather than shut up, be quiet meme is a polite way to tell someone that you just can’t with them at the moment. Leave me alone and be quiet, please and thank you. Social Anxiety Meme All memes and jokes aside, social anxiety is real. ...