83. “I always say “Morning” Instead of “Good Morning” Because if it was a good morning, I would still be in bed and not talking to people.”– Unknown 84. “You know what I like about people? Their dogs.”– Unknown 85. “I want to be the reason you look down at your ph...
"I was spending the night at my boyfriend's house. He lived with his brother and sister-in-law at the time. So we were in the kitchen when the mood struck—we started having sex and in walks my boyfriend's sister-in-law, jaw open, as the two of us stood there, butt naked again...
Sharing a favourite funny saying with others is a way to share a piece of your personality with others and can help to meet new people as well. They are also a funny way to share an interest with a friend and bond over similar interests and hobbies. Many hobbies are the source of funn...
“The three biggest enemies of a morning muffle are: daylight, fresh air and the unbearable roar of the birds! Good Morning!” “Good Morning! At the beginning of a new stressful day.” “Good Morning! Saying goodbye to your best friend can be difficult … but I’m sure you’ll go b...
I am always saying things that make others smile or laugh, even if I don't know the person I'm joking around with. My Grandma always found humor in everything she did, even if it was the hardest job anyone could imagine. This not only relieves stress in any situation, but also is ...
23.“Good morning, my dearest friend! Oh, you’re wondering why I’m in such a good mood? It’s because I love mornings! Welcome to the next episode of ‘fake it till you make it’” 24.“Do you know the saying ‘the early bird gets the worm’? Am I supposed to be the bird...
Good Morning Friday Our favorite day of the week decided to show up, now it’s our turn. Start your day with these Friday good morning memes. Send some love and happy via text message with agood morning meme. I hope your day is purrfect. ...
A funny thing happened on the way to the communications revolution: we stopped talking to one another. I was walking in the park with a friend recently, and his cell phone rang, interrupting our conversation. There we were, walking and talking on a beautiful sunny day and -- poof! -- ...
312. “I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.”— Oscar Wilde 313. “Life is what happens to you while you’re busy making other plans.”— John Lennon 314. “The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the prob...
‘Good’, my dad quickly replied. ‘Wash it again.’ Fond Farewell for Father and Son During the Second Gulf War, Ben Ford was returning to active service. As he was saying goodbye to his wife, his four-year-old son, Gerry, was holding on to his father’s leg and pleading with hi...