Funny wine quotes about people 10. “Anyone who tries to make you believe that he knows all about wines is obviously a fake.”―Leon Adams 11. “Better is old wine than new, and old friends like-wise.”–Charles Kingsley 12. “A glass of wine keeps the doctor away; a bottle of win...
Top 57Funny Quotes of The Dayand Funny Sayings. Turn that frown upside down with these hilarious sayings about life, love, friendship, and work. “If you were able tobelieve in Santa Clausfor like 8 years, you can believe in yourself for like 5 minutes. A daily modern life we need som...
A golfer playing in Ireland hooked his drive into the woods. Looking for his ball, he found a little Leprechaun flat on his back, a big bump on his head and the golfer's ball beside him. Horrified, the golfer got his water bottle from the cart and poured it over the little guy, re...
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Funny Doctor Quotes More Clean Doctor Jokes – Keep Drinking the Water Brenda makes an appointment to see her doctor because she is worried about her husband’s bad temper. Doctor Thomas asks: “What’s the problem?” Brenda says: “Doctor, I don’t know what to do. Every day my husban...
Now it is your turn to laugh at the funny quotes! Revenge Jealousy Manners Attitude Oh My! Diet Social Media Humility Adele Job Cashier This one is my favorite! I just laughed right out loud! How many times have you felt like saying something like this after you have finally made it to...
Funny Inspirational Quotes “Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.” ~Bertrand Russell “If you’re going to tell people thetruth, be funny or they’ll kill you.” ~Billy Wilde “If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?” ~Abraham Lincoln ...
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Jerry Seinfeld's Ponderables... Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Can fat people go skinny dipping? Why is the word "abbreviation" so long? What's another word for thesaurus? If a book about failure doesn't sell, is it a success?
Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit. So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey into its mouth. His eyes rolled back, he went limp. I released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog. ...