Rookie of the Year tells the story of Henry Rowengartner (Thomas Ian Nicholas), a 12-year-old baseball fan who suddenly acquires an incredible pitching arm. Perfect for sports-loving 10-year-olds, this heartwarming film showcases Henry's journey from little league to playing for the Chicago...
You take a man that likes to walk, a man like me, a man's been walking in the streets going on ten or twelve years, and all those years he's got his eye out for one person, and nobody's ever her, don't it stand to reason she's not there? I see pieces of her all the ...
Set a variety of hats such as top hats, baseball caps, cowboy hats, bonnets, berets, bowlers, sun hats, chef hats and helmets on a table. Find music to match each style of hat on the table. For example, country music for a cowboy hat and "Take Me Out to the Ball Game" for b...
Whether you've come here seeking material for open mic night at thecomedy clubor are keeping the family entertained over dinner, you'll have an ample supply of wisecracks with this collection of zingers. Best of all, with the exception of an occasionaldark humor joke, these dad jokes areg...
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. It’s not the minutes spent at the table that put on weight, it’s the seconds. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing...
33. What animal is always at a baseball game? A bat. 34. What falls in winter but never gets hurt? Snow! 35. What do you call a ghost’s true love? His ghoul-friend. 36. What building in New York has the most stories?
33. What animal is always at a baseball game? A bat. 34. What falls in winter but never gets hurt? Snow! 35. What do you call a ghost’s true love? His ghoul-friend. 36. What building in New York has the most stories?
Answer: There are six outs in an inning of baseball. Each team gets three outs. How can a man go eight days without sleep? Answer: No problem, he sleeps at night. How far can a dog run into the woods? Answer: Halfway. After that, the dog is running out of the woods. ...
FUNNY STUFF: BASEBALL '83 (31:20) I think I did a baseball special almost every year the show was on the air, either to celebrate Opening Day, or the World Series. This was the first one, from 1983. In addition to the obligatory Abbott & Costello, there's Bob Newhart, Danny Kaye,...
Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One turned to the other and said, "Wow, it's pretty hot in here." The other one shouted, "Wow, a talking muffin!" I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me....