speech. But Ray Liotta is no slouch in the raise-a-smile department, his sheer coke-fuelled haplessness a vital corrective to the steely gangster heroes of The Godfather. TH 63. Bananas!* (1971) Film ‘I once stole a pornographic book that was printed in braille. I used to rub the ...
I probably did not speak out the whole speech that follows because I was sad that I was leaving and I am never good with goodbyes. Also, my colleagues knew I was funny…so the high expectations also tied me down. Some of the jokes in this humorous farewell speech are occupational (i....
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At first, I seem to have shared very similar mental states (some of which still persist) with my clinically depressed acquaintances. There was that crushing feeling of sadness and hopelessness, and the distressing feeling of sitting in a black hole, alternating between numbness and overthinking the...
What kind of felines can bowl? Alley cats. Why did the man bring his watch to the bank? He wanted to save time. Where do penguins go to vote? The North Poll. How do you make a robot angry? Keep pushing his buttons. What's the best way to make a bandstand? Take away their cha...
Please shut the fuck up and use words properly you fuckin troglodyte, do you think God gave us a freedom of speech just to spew random words that have no meaning that doesn't even correllate to the topic of the conversation? Like please you always complain about why no one talks to yo...
every 5 minutes in his speeches. It's very condescending and irritating as all get out. One time we listened to his speech that ran aproximately 5 minutes in which he said "my friends" about 18 or so times. It's like everytime he starts a new sentance he begins with "My friends"....
It’s usually best to steer clear of certain types of questions early on in a friendship: for example, “who did you vote for?”, “what are your religious beliefs?” or “what’s the worst thing that ever happened to you?” are probably best saved for someone you’ve known for a ...
its either a speech impediment or just plain stupid…they were taught that “Ask” was spelled a-s-k, yet they either choose to pronounce it “Aks” or its a speech impediment. Reply Anthony Roberts 4 years ago But six million anti-White genocidal opinions, jokes, and physical attack...
In response to rumors that his father was buying votes, John F. Kennedy used self defeating humor to deflect. In a speech at the 1958 Gridiron dinner, he said: “I just received the following wire from my generous daddy: ‘Dear Jack, don’t buy a single vote more than is necessary. ...