Clean Men Jokes and Stories – Funny Man PicturesBlore’s Razor: – Given a choice between two theories, take the one that is the funnier.Funny Stories – Wash it AgainMy mother had decided to trim the household budget wherever possible, so instead of having a dress dry-cleaned she washed...
Father of the Bride Speeches – Funny Marriage jokes & stories A woman worries about her future until she finds a husband, but a man never worries about the future until he takes a wife. That’s one of the best marriage jokes indeed. Clean Marriage Jokes Taken from Father of the Bride ...
school JOKES (random) The teacher is droning away in the classroom when he notices a student sleeping way up in the back row.The teacher shouts to the sleeping student's neighbor, "Hey wake that student up!" The neighbor yells back, "You put him to sleep, you wake him up!" SCHOOL...
Funny Cat Jokes What do you call a cat who loves to bowl? An alley cat. What's a cat's favorite book? The Great Cats-by. What did the cat do after her home was broken into? She called claw enforcement. What's a cat's favorite day of the week? Cat-urday. What did the gym...
AN AWARD-WINNING movie based on the life of an Ipswich family won a swag of awards at the L'Oreal Paris 2008 Australia Film Institute (AFI) awards.
(1)看!妈妈正在打扮去参加一场晚会。(dress)Look! Mum isfor the evening party. (2)他是一位风趣的老师,喜爱编笑话让学生们放松一下。(make)He is a funny teacher. He enjoysjokes to make the students relax. (3)刘丽期待老师在课堂上能关心她。(care)Liu Li expects the teacherher more in class...
It seems to me the only people who don't find it funny are those who don't get the jokes. The show has real science in it. I can really relate to the characters, we all know someone a little bit like them in real life. :) If it's debasing nerds, why are the top nerds on...
"Well, mum, our teacher... More ›› 57 - A pious man who had reached the age of 105 suddenly stopped going to synagogue. Alarmed by the... More ›› 58 - God looks down and notices that Adam is all alone while all the animals have companions, so he d... More ››...
Funny Thanksgiving Jokes Spot the Big Turkey A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t find one big enough for her family. She asked the stock boy, ‘Do these turkeys get any bigger?’ The stock boy answered, ‘No ma’am, they’re dead.’ Big...
Funny Clean Police Jokes Police Officer in Court Q: Policeman, when you stopped the defendant, were the red and blue lights flashing on your police car?A: Yes. Q: Did the defendant say anything when she got out of her vehicle?A: Yes, sir. Q: What did she say?A: What disco am I...