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Ghost, Vampire, Mummy, and Spook Halloween Jokes Below you’ll find some of the spookiest Halloween jokes: What happened when a boy vampire met a girl vampire?It was love at first bite! How does a girl vampire flirt?She bats her eyes. What did the girl say when a vampire kissed her?
you’re ugly as well.’ More Cooperisms Sent in by Readers Our readers often send us comedian jokes that are related to Tommy Cooper. Among those comedian jokes, we chose some of the best ‘Cooperisms’: ‘I became a member of The Secret Seven. It’s so secret, I don’t even know...
“I don’t mind making jokes, but I don’t want to look like one.”– Marilyn Monroe “A beautiful girl is nothing if she has an ugly heart.” “I’m not girly girly enough to care how I look on TV, or if I’m wearing the correct make up.”– Majandra Delfino “Girls are l...
27 - Did you hear about the girl monster who wasn't pretty and wasn't ugly ? She was pretty ugly... More ›› 28 - Girlfriend: Will you love me when I'm old and fat and ugly? Boyfriend: Of course I do !... More ›› 29 - She's the kind of girl that boys look ...
We feature a lot ofjokes for kidshere on LaffGaff, and we do try to keep our jokes clean and inoffensive (most of the time!). That said, we thought it was time we presented some funny jokes for adults too. After all,rude jokes are funny too!
My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really,... More ›› 11 - Did you hear about the witch who was so ugly that when a tear rolls down her cheek it takes one... More ›› 12 - Wife to Husband: I'll have you know I've got the face of a teenager!
Girl: “Hey, what’s up?” Boy: “If I tell you, will you sit on it?” Great dirty jokes What’s the best part about gardening? Getting down and dirty with your hoes. What’s long and hard and full of semen? A submarine. ...
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I wonder why your girlfriend chose such an ugly man. Happy birthday son. It is time to pay me for all the money I have spent on you. Just kidding, happy birthday my big man. I cannot wait for the day you will have your own house so that we can dirty it as you have always don...