The turkey and the pumpkin pie It is all so good and tasty, To say otherwise is a lie. And, then there are the relatives Who gather each year Some of them drive me crazy But really they are all so dear. Maybe it is good that ...
The turkey (and its alternate) are pardoned by the President on the Wednesday before Thanksgiving. The ceremony traditionally takes place in the White House Rose Garden and is a wonderful photo shoot opportunity. The lucky turkey will then be sent to Disneyland, where it will be the grand ma...
Doc, I'm not fourteen any more, and I'm not Lulamae. But the terrible part is (and I realized it while we were standing there) I am. I'm still stealing turkey eggs and
38. What would a turkey be called if it turned into a ghost? Poultrygeist.39. What does your uncle say when he's had too much to drink? "I've got my beer gobbles on!"40. Why are Pilgrims' pants always falling down? Their belt buckles are on their hats and shoes instead.Related...
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Train cars full of chicken feed? Honestly, I can’t imagine the daily distribution needs.) A few days later there will be clouds of dung beetles. Deer and wild turkey and quail will graze with and behind the herd, not to mention the swallows swooping in above the herd as it grazes qui...
Bad day to be a turkey. Need fuel for Black Friday. “Okay, guys. I have exactly 28 minutes before I have to baste again.”— Monica Grateful. Thankful. Blessed. Who made the potato salad? There’s always something to be thankful for. ...
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How Was the Thanksgiving Turkey for You?We had grandma for Thanksgiving dinner. Really? We had turkey. Turkey Gobble The turkey is a funny bird Its head goes bobble-bobble; And all he knows is just one word… And that is GOBBLE-GOBBLE!