"I don't talk trash. I talk smack. They're totally different." -- Kelly Kapoor "Right now this is just a job. If I advance any higher in this company, this would be my career. And, uh, if this were my career, I'd have to throw myself in front of a train." -- Jim Halp...
Top 57Funny Quotes of The Dayand Funny Sayings. Turn that frown upside down with these hilarious sayings about life, love, friendship, and work. “If you were able tobelieve in Santa Clausfor like 8 years, you can believe in yourself for like 5 minutes. A daily modern life we need som...
Famous Quotes on April Fool's DayWise men agree that it is okay to be foolish at times and in fact, every silly act is a step to wisdom. So don't be embarrassed when someone plays pranks on you and calls you 'April Fool'. Here we have brought some famous sayings that capture the...
A husband is someone who after taking the trash out gives the impression he’s cleaned the whole house! A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he won’t get a bikini wax. ~Rita Rudner No woman really wants a man to carry her off; she only wants him to want...
“Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash.”– Joyce Brothers “Before I got married I had six theories about raising children; now, I have six children and no theories.”– John Wilmott “Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re...
Funny Games: Directed by Michael Haneke. With Susanne Lothar, Ulrich Mühe, Arno Frisch, Frank Giering. Two violent young men take a mother, father, and son hostage in their vacation cabin and force them to play sadistic "games" with one another for thei
The trash gets picked up at 10. So be ready. Bless your delusional heart for creating all that drama. I am princess material and you know it. My time means money. So talk faster. My self-worth is more than most people’s rent. ...
When I was pregnant with twin girls, all anyone could talk about was how muchglitterwould be in my life. Our house was going to look like the set ofThe Labyrinthjust from the play dresses alone. I thought ‘Awesome! Iloveglitter!’ Then, I gave birth to two little bear cubs. ...
So, you bought a birthdaycard for your dad. If he’s anything like our dad, he’ll probably grumble about cards being a waste of money. Most cards inevitably end up in the big bag of wrapping paper trash or to the evening bonfire. Want to be the envy of your siblings by giving him...
Let’s flip the script. Rather than trash talking the day, send some positive vibes with these positive monday memes. Punch Monday in the face. Change that perspective – out with the negative Mondays and in with theseperspectivequotes to help change your mindset for the start of the week....