“The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they’re okay, then it’s you.”—Rita Mae Brown Funniest Quotes To Make You Laugh “If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them...
If you’re anything like me then you pretty often probably need a laugh or three to get through a stressful, boring or simply bad day. So to help you out with that I’d like to share 105 of the most funny work quotes. Hilarious ones that will make you laugh and help you release s...
Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days. - Benjamin Franklin The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on. It is never of any use to oneself. - Oscar Wilde Whenever you find you are on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. ...
Let these funny Magic Quotes from my large collection of funny quotes about life add a little humor to your day.The magic words for a great relationship are,"I love you just the way you are."- Jonathan Lockwood Huie Always remember the three magic words: You're right dear.- Anonymous ...
—Dustin Henderson,Stranger Things,Stranger Things Season 2:Chapter Three Tagged:Pollywog,Going On To Do Great Things,Discovering New Species In 8th Grade “It's this new thing I am trying. Embracing the creepy.” —Aria Montgomery,Pretty Little Liars,Season 6:She's No Angel ...
“Love, I’ve come to understand is more than three words mumbled before bedtime.-Nicholas Sparks” “Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.-Albert Einstein”
"As you get older, three things happen: The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two." Andre Gide "At times is it seems that I am living my life backward, and that at the approach of old age my real youth will begin. My soul was born covered with wrinkles...
The heart of the house beats in the kitchen and a healthy one beats three times a day. Live life with a little spice. Constantly cook with love. Always bake with your heart. Constantly enjoy yourself. Cute Snack Quotes Cooking is therapy: making meals helps to decrease stress, heal a bro...
65.“I may look calm but in my mind, I’ve killed you three times.” Best Funny Sarcastic Quotes images | Sarcasm Sayings witty inspiring quotes famous inappropriate quotes motivational jokes quote of the day funny inspirational funny quotes motivation and funny fake inspirational quotes sarcastic ...
76. “To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone.”– Reba McEntire 77. “You grow up the day you have your first real laugh – at yourself.”– Ethel Barrymore 78. “A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.”–...