Leaving the house was always chaos. [Girlfriend] wouldn’t remember that she hadn’t done laundry in weeks until she went to get dressed and there were no clothes. She would get in the car and be blown away that there was no gas. She was constantly running back to the house because ...
Certainly sex should put a smile on your face and a laugh in your belly, because like life itself, sex should not be taken too seriously. Good sex is just that because, among other things, it's fun and games. If it isn't, it may soon cease to be good sex. What people say about...
What follows is a synopsis provided by Diamond Comic Book Distributors, a reason why you should buy the book and a random thought pattern that may or may not be relevant. So here areSzadkowski, Joseph
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I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them. – Phyllis Diller More Father’s Day Jokes The Stages Of Fatherhood: [Will and Guy do not agree with all these sentiments] 4 Years Of Age – My daddy can do anything. ...
Funny questions to ask are perfect for starting a conversation but we get it... Starting a conversation can be tough. Sometimes you can't think of any questions to ask and every time you try to keep things moving, the conversation fizzles and you're left awkwardly looking at your surround...
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Funny things to ask S Voice: Who are you? 1. What is your name?I am Galaxy, like the starry night. Galaxy, pleased to meet you. 2. Who are you?I am Galaxy, your friend. Eager for your next question. 3. When were you created?It was so long ago I can barely remember. ...
Girlfriend:“F*** OFF, YOU EVIL CREEP!” She bolted out of the establishment entirely and disappeared into the night. Enraged, I came back in and, resisting the temptation to use the owner as a punching bag or to cry my eyes out in public, I gathered my things, paid for my water,...
However, if you come to feel that there’s more bad than good in your relationship, those things can easily take away the spark. To help you remember all the good times you’ve shared, check out thesefunny relationship memeswe’ve curated just for you. ...