Read the full-text online article and more details about "At Least Make Your 'Mum' Taunts Funny" by Groskop, Viv - The Independent (London, England), July 12, 2012By Groskop
Things You Will Never Hear a Father SayYour mother and I are going away for the weekend. Why don’t you invite a dozen friends around for a party?You know darling daughter, now that you’re fourteen, you’ll be ready for unchaperoned car dates. Won’t that be fun?
#41. Since being a mother myself, I would have noticed all the small things that come along with raising kids. It is like being in a relationship that is complicated when there are kids to remember, and all the time a profession. You simply made it seem effortless. I am sohappy you...
2Mum: Sarah, can you help me, please?Sarah: Sam: whose coat is this?Mum: It's mine Sam: And those? Whose pants are those?Mum: They're your fathers.Sarah: . no! Sam Mum You're funny 3读一读,填写合适的单词完成对话。A. mineB. yourC. WhoseD. funny E. pantsMum: Sarah, can...
三、 读一读,根据字母u的发音规则及图片提示,选择合适的单词完成句子。mum funny use mule cut1. Excuse me. Can I your pencil?2. My is a bus driver.3. The is so cute.4. The duck is so5. Please up the watermelon. 相关知识点:
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He said, “So I have two things left for you both. The first is peeing while standing up…” Adam jumped up and said, “Me! Me! I want to pee standing up! Then I can just pee wherever I am standing. Oh, and I can write my name in the snow!” God said, “Are you sure ...
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told me he was surprised by what he saw on the table when he first visited my mother’s parents in China. He was even shocked at their wedding when he saw how the Chinese ate almost every part of an animal....
·So great is our passion for doing thingsfor ourselves, that we are becoming increasingly less dependent on specialized labor. 我们为自己做事的热情是如此之大,以至于我们越来越不依赖专门的劳动力 A manwho had broken his right leg(定语从句)was taken to hospitala few weeks before Christmas(时间状语...