If things go wrong with Thanksgiving dinner, don’t lose your head. The turkey already did that for you. What glass do turkeys drink wine from? Gobblets. What does every mom want to make on Thanksgiving? Dinner reservations. What does Miley Cyrus eat for Thanksgiving? Twerk-ey! My husb...
I chuckle, groan, and, yes, roll my eyes every time I reread this short story. It’s such an enjoyable little piece about a man who discovers “proof” that aliens exist and are hiding among us even though they can do shocking things with their bodies. It was always particularly well ...
On this day,people do funny things to make people laugh and raise money.They tell jokes(笑话).They dance in a funny way.More importantly,they wear red noses.All the money goes to help the poor in the UK and Africa.(1)What does Miss Green look like? ___A.She ...
Tall people jokes are just as funny as short people jokes, if not more! If you're over 6 feet tall or know someone who is, check out these jokes about tall people for a good laugh!
I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them. – Phyllis Diller More Father’s Day Jokes The Stages Of Fatherhood: [Will and Guy do not agree with all these sentiments] 4 Years Of Age – My daddy can do anything. ...
If there would be an award for being lazy, I would send someone to pick it up for me. Lies I tell myself: Just one more cookie. Just one more movie, just one more minute. Yet. I wouldn’t call them lies! If you are going to say bad things about me on my back, come to me...
the more new things we try—the more we step outside our comfort zone—the more inherently creative we become,both in the workplace and in our personal pves.But don't bother trying to kill off old habits;once those ruts of procedure are worn into the hippocampus,they're there to stay...
At last, Tina Fey’s story can be told. From her youthful days as a vicious nerd to her tour of duty onSaturday Night Live; from her passionately halfhearted pursuit of physical beauty to her life as a mother eating things off the floor; from her one-sided college romance to her nearl...
She buried her painful memories for decades, afraid that “I would get so sad that I wouldn’t be able to do the things I needed to do as ‘Dr. Ruth,’“ she told the New York Times in 1987. Although naturally gregarious, she rarely talked about her own feelings with friends, a tr...
Reba McEntire: To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone, and a funny bone. How Was the Thanksgiving Turkey for You?We had grandma for Thanksgiving dinner. Really? We had turkey. Turkey Gobble The turkey is a funny bird ...