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Rachel Bull, eight, from West Sussex What are you most looking forward to? The cinema on Friday because we are seeing something that says a swear word in it.The People (London, England)
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Luckily, I was smart. I knew I had the uncanny ability to remember things if I heard them (the words/phrases would kind of implant in my brain like a recording), so I asked my mom to read my school textbook assignments out loud to me. She obliged without realizing there was a proble...
68. Church God always speaks the truth. More ... 69. Don't Feed the Animals Animals can't read! More ... 70. Philosophy It always comes back to cats! 71. Healthy Eating They say vinegar will stop pregnancy! What if you only sprinkle it on your fries?
ve converted their bedrooms into an exercise room and/or office. Some of my favourite moments are when our kids make us laugh with the funny things they say. It is amazing to hear their take on the world, and is a relief to hear their words after long days of business speak at the ...
121 - Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? A: They marched in backwards and the Polish though...More ›› 122 - What did the Eskimo schoolboy say to the Eskimo schoolgirl? What's an ice girl like you doing...More ›› ...
It’s hard being a parent. Our kids need so many things from us, like food, shelter, and iPads, and we’re over here working our asses off to provide for them and not turn them into a bunch of a-holes. The wisdom we have to offer would shape them into outstanding members of soc...
198. What did one tectonic plate say to the other? 'There's too much friction between us!' 199. Why did the ant go "1...2...3...4..."? Because it's the little things in life that count! 200. Times New Roman and Comic Sans walk into a bar ...
It turns out that his class had a thing where they got little tickets for doing good things, and on Fridays, they would trade them in for toys and stuff that the teacher had. And that’s what his class has been in the middle of when I came over. My brother had thought of me and...