Rachel Bull, eight, from West Sussex What are you most looking forward to? The cinema on Friday because we are seeing something that says a swear word in it.The People (London, England)
Funny Things Kids Say, Funny Quotes, Stories or Photos of kids, children and young adults. Funny quotes, silly stories, funny photos.
198. What did one tectonic plate say to the other? 'There's too much friction between us!' 199. Why did the ant go "1...2...3...4..."? Because it's the little things in life that count! 200. Times New Roman and Comic Sans walk into a bar 'Get out!' says the barman '...
Funny Kahoot Names Passports or identity cards aren’t the only places where such funny names can be found — they also breed in various channels, group chats, apps, etc. Sometimes, they are just fun coincidences, but people often choose these hilarious nicknames for fun and entertainment. Whi...
re putting out some stellar artistry and you see that a certain amount of people viewed it, and then you look over at something that seems crappy yet it has astronomical numbers…it weighs on you. So you start writing words for your own personal growth but you say things to yourself like...
1. "[Name of partner one] stole [Name of partner two]'s heart, so [Partner two] stole [Partner one's] last name. All in all, I would say that things worked out quite nicely, considering neither of them ended up in prison..."– Anonymous ...
I was put in the public housing somebody, some woman volunteered you know. There were two young priests in there with me. One of the things I remember is they were snickering to each other and when we had all gotten more comfortable with each other, they were snickering and I said “Wh...
What are your hopes tonight? What are those things you most want? Who are the people you miss, those you desire to see, to be in the presence of or perhaps the one you desire to love? What are your fears tonight? What were they as a child, as a young adult, or what do you th...
Against stupidity, the gods themselves struggle in vain. All I want is a warm bed, a kind word and unlimited power. All men are animals, some just make better pets All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative. ...
small, artist-owned restaurant used to sit, and a Gap on St. Mark’s Place, not far from that old church that started it all. And Keith is sitting in the history books and his crawling babies are on the walls of every prestigious art museum around the world. Funny how things turn ...