They can be used to ease into a comfortable conversation flow or just to get her attention. All of these funny things will come in handy too, even when you are on a dating app. [Read:12 types of humor and how they each affect relationships] Do you have the same sense of humor? Som...
You still get to do stupid things, only slower. You never know what you have until you clean your room. Me: Finally, I’m happy. Life: Lol, wait a second. Of course, I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice. When your ex texts you after months, “Hey, what’s up?”...
Though it may have taken a decade or two for some of them to catch on, more and more grannies have adopted texting as one of their favorite pastimes. Texts ...
add a dash of hilarity to the food itself. Bring your friend a bacon bouquet or a watermelon adorned to look like her favorite movie star to yank her attention away from depressing thoughts and toward the lighter side of life. Don't stop at food. Make a fun drink to go along with yo...
Though it may have taken a decade or two for some of them to catch on, more and more grannies have adopted texting as one of their favorite pastimes. Texts ...
I dropped my phone and finished up my housework. Meanwhile, I received an absolute avalanche of texts and calls, most of which were massive love bombs, and even after all of that, she tried to pretend that her phone had been hacked. I didn’t actually go out to score nookie that night...
35.“Good morning my lovely baby! If you feel down when you wake up, just remember that you get to spend the day with me. I love you, have an amazing day!” 66 Funny and witty good morning texts that your friends will get a good chuckle out of. ...
60. You are the first person who teaches me how to love somebody, accept somebody with his/her flaws. Happy Valentine’s Day maa. Thank you for loving us so much. short funnyvalentine day texts 61. Want to know my plan for today? Getting you arrested for stealing my heart. Happy vale...
Only, the effect didn’t stop; our voices never dropped to their normal timbres, our heads swelled and began to swing in the breeze. This was a little disconcerting; I think it was Angela stepped up first. When her feet reached the top of the sofa, Jim had lifted off, too, then ...
So many texts to docs and APPs being like “it’s been like a fortnight since this dude has pooped. SOS” or “they won’t stop, it’s like a sign of the apocalypse. Call a priest or order me Imodium” Speak confidently I feel like a patient can smell fresh meat so you really...