They can be used to ease into a comfortable conversation flow or just to get her attention. All of these funny things will come in handy too, even when you are on a dating app. [Read:12 types of humor and how they each affect relationships] Do you have the same sense of humor? Som...
add a dash of hilarity to the food itself. Bring your friend a bacon bouquet or a watermelon adorned to look like her favorite movie star to yank her attention away from depressing thoughts and toward the lighter side of life. Don't stop at food. Make a fun drink to go along with yo...
Our captions for Instagram pictures can hopefully serve as inspiration and suggestions for your texts, which we can then admire on your profiles together with great pictures. If you are also looking for captions for offline events, have a look at our party captions and poems to celebrate. Have...
Mirror, mirror, on the wall, pay attention to the question and watch out what you are going to say about this glorious woman’s birthday! Girl, you look amazingly young for your age, but remember we went to school together. Best wishes! Cheers to a woman who has dyed her hair so man...
Yesterday my friend who complains about weight with me was put in a hospital for some heart issues, which are ongoing with her. She’s been sending me texts that’s she’s starving and no one cares. This is a bit of our conversation: ...
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So many texts to docs and APPs being like “it’s been like a fortnight since this dude has pooped. SOS” or “they won’t stop, it’s like a sign of the apocalypse. Call a priest or order me Imodium” Speak confidently I feel like a patient can smell fresh meat so you really...
because I was too busy paying attention to Mount St. Helens, which erupted early that morning and buried Yakima (the town in which I grew up, and the nearest big town in the path of the eruption) under an inch or two of ash. So we had bigger things to deal with than some drummer...
7. I’m poor. I can’t pay attention in class room. 8. Life will give u exactly what you need, not what you want. 9. Yeah U – The one reading my status, Get Lost! 10. Always remember you are unique, just like everyone else. ...
He consults his rabbi, who is equally stumped. The rabbi spends the next month praying and meditating and studying ancient texts before he finally understands and explains to the man: “You buttered the wrong side of the bread.” article continues after advertisement ...