Funny One Liners Text Sms If I got 50 cents for every failed math exam, I’d have $ 6.30 now. Do you know this joke where all the idiots say no? [NO] Do I lose when the police officer says papers and I say scissors? I just met a great looking blonde girl with long legs. Sh...
Me:“Hello, this is Ms. [My Name], [Student]’s class teacher. Do you have a few minutes to speak? I am calling you today because we have noticed that [Student] has not been doing his homework regularly and often forgets things such as books, pencils, and signatures for tests and ...
Both Holly and I used to go there six, seven times a day, not for a drink, not always, but to make telephone calls: during the war a private telephone was hard to come by. Moreover, Joe Bell was good about taking messages, which in Holly's case was no small favor, for she had...
He thanks the bride and bridegroom on behalf of the bridesmaids and himself for asking them to be part of their special day and for the gifts they have received and then he reads out telegrams, cards, e-mails, or other messages from friends and relatives who couldn’t be at the wedding...
By doing that, your humor will start to get spontaneous. And to truly appreciate the fun things in life, you need to start taking things just a little more lightly. [Read: How to be a fun texter and make anyone laugh over text with your messages] 8. Read a lot of jokes Jokes ...
Looking for funny messages for best friends. Here We share the 60 funny quotes about friends and beautiful images. I hope we’re friends until we die then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the shit out of people. You are going to love thesesarcasticmemes and...
Driving your kids to some important medical thing? Too bad; the boss is calling. If/when you aren’t quick on answering calls or messages, it’s always a talking-to the next day at the office (despite the fact that 99% of your job can be done remotely, but that’s another topic)...
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Unusual Text Message Had a text from my mate the other day: ‘I’ve just been arrested and charged with being the ugliest man in Britain please come down to the police station and prove them wrong.’ Hilarious Animal One-liners Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana. ...
I have given the right to speak the brothers, I have just given to friends, otherwise the enemy still recognizes us as father. Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. I love my wife from the depth of my heart…. ...