Bryan Franco is a gay, Jewish poet from Brunswick, Maine who competed in the 2014 National Poetry Slam in Oakland, California. He has been published in anthologies, journals, and literary magazines in the US, Australia, England, Germany, Holland, India, Ireland, and Scotland and has featured ...
The image of Audrey Hepburn in a black Givenchy dress — tiara atop her head, cigarette holder in her mouth, Cat (yes, capital “C”) draped about her shoulders — is one so clichéd it almost immediately induces visions of clearance bins selling tattered “Scarface” posters. But bother ...
My favorite has got to be the Soon Hock fish. The best I’ve ever eaten. Totally no “muddy” smell, not too soft like toufu and not too tough. Just the perfect texture and soy sauce taste. Of course, also the jumbo QQ prawns as well as aloe vera dessert! : : 2nd March in. L...
Riding in the car with Evan, Katie, and Lucy. True to form, Evan is making fart noises with his mouth, pretending it is from another source. Lucy: Evan stop it, that is gross. Katie: Seriously, gross. Evan: (laughing hysterically) Sorry, I just don’t feel well. I can’t help i...
I am aware looks aren’t everything. But I still got them just in case. Here’s hoping my enemies step on a pile of Legos I just adore people when they shut up. It’s ok if you don’t like me. Not everyone is blessed with good taste. ...
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Because they taste funny. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick. What can smell without a noise? A fart. Hispanolistic/E+/Getty Images What did the beach say to the tide when it came in? “Long time, no sea.” Why did the man get hit by a bike every...
Knowing the snake couldn’t bite me with the frog in his mouth I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket. Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit. So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey ...
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4. Black pepper to taste 5. 1 lb dry large elbow macaroni 6. 4 tbsp breadcrumbs 7. æ lb shredded jack cheese 8. 3 OZ shredded cheddar cheese 9. 1 stick butter 10. 1 bunch green onions chopped coarsely 11. 3 dried New MexicoCHILIES ...