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That is the power of bald jokes and bald man memes. When you accept your problem, you cannot be offended. Larry David is the perfect example. Not only is he a balding person, but he has quite the arsenal of funny bald head jokes, is able to make fun of himself, and soon turn ...
35. “Honestly, I didn’t expect most of you to make it this far.” 36. “This life’s hard, but it’s harder if you’re stupid.”― George V. Higgins 37. “Don’t follow your dreams, follow my Twitter” 38. “Never memorize something that you can look up.”―Albert Einstein ...
it a gang of friends, your most beloved coworkers, a family chat, or a group of people you share a hobby with, all those group chats need a proper name. No worries, though, as we are hurrying to help you with thesefunny group namesthat’ll lead you to the right path of thinking:...
根据第一段While I was right about that,I discovered there are lots of other psychological factors that make people laugh other than the funny part of a joke.可当我进行研究以后我发现除了笑话中有趣的部分之外,还有很多心理学上的因素导致人们...
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More Funny Clean Jokes Guy’s Tale of the Three Bags At the airline check-in at London Heathrow, Guy has three bags. He puts them down and says to the young lady, ‘I’d like you to send this one to Los Angeles, that one to Hong Kong, and the last one to Durban.’ Her face...
How about learning some funny Chinese words and phrases that you typically won’t find in books? These funny Chinese sayings are humorous, so when you chat with your Chinese friends, slip them in for a big laugh! Contents show Funny Chinese words related to animals When studying foreign ...
“People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.”— Joan Rivers “I’m not offended by blonde jokes because I know I’m not dumb … and I also know that I’m not blonde.”—Dolly Parton ...