School signs are the lowest, most niche kind of advertising that boil down to "the people driving on this street." Kind of like billboards, but they are only relevant to people going INTO the school. So, of course, there's very-little-to-no gatekeeping or care that goes into writin...
Two men were standing on a street corner, discussing the merits of their teenage sons. “Do you know,” remarked the first one, “My son is so thick. I don’t think they teach the kids anything useful at school these days.”“Well,” replied the other gentleman, “He can’t be ...
geniusnetusa.com The crisp black dial provides a smooth backdrop for the hour indexes which are bars from the song “MyFunnyValentine”. oris.ch oris.ch 錶面延續音樂的設計概念,簡潔的黑色表盤,流線背景襯托“My Funny Valentine”樂譜,並以小節記號作為時刻標誌。
California,Convention,Funny Stories,Geeks Rule,Golden Years,Ignoring & Inattentive,Kind Intervention,Strangers,USA|Friendly| July 25, 2024 I’m attending a “Transformers” convention out of state. It’s just as geeky as it sounds — a weekend of people packed in a convention center buying and ...
Resident:“Oh, no, my prescription is at [Place] Urgent Care Clinic. It’s in [College Town], across the street from the grocery store.” Me:“It’s in [College Town]?! Why didn’t you say anything when I got on the highway out of town?” ...
Now Vincent, an unscrupulous street hustler, ekes out a living in Los Angeles. Julius, raised by a scientist (Tony Jay), grows up humble, intelligent and strong, but very naive about the larger world. When Julius learns of his mother and brother, he heads to Los Angeles to find ...
USA: Texan: ‘Where are you from?’ Harvard graduate: ‘I come from a place where we do not end our sentences with prepositions.’ Texan: ‘OK, where in California do you come from, Jackass?’ Canada: You know you’re from Canada when …….. ...
Extracts from Carl Van Vechten’s 1922 book: “Tiger in the House”. Top 10 Cat Names If you enjoyed reading our cat jokes, chances are that you’ll also love exploring cat names. The Naming of Cats is a difficult matter. T.S. Elliot, “The Naming of Cats” Old Possum’s Book ...
"Ha, me and this witch lady had SOOO many resemblances. We both are girls, had red hair, and our names had such a resemblance except my name have three "A"s, so... I can't imagine I will one day dig a grave where she ain't be buried inside at all." (But if the Horseman...
It will catch the rain,be its own dance floor,you will block up the street,become a living door.If you want to be a happy fellow,buy yourself a Sombrero. Posted in Parody, Pastiche, poetry, Short and SweetTagged art, comedy, humour, life, love, poem, poet, poetry, writing...