The guy came in for the order and, of course, it was a teenager behind the name. I asked him for the name on the order, and he could only utter “butt” before stopping himself because he looked almost embarrassed to say it. I said it for him. Me:“Ah, you must be Mr. Buttcr...
Clean Men Jokes and Stories – Funny Man Pictures Blore’s Razor: – Given a choice between two theories, take the one that is the funnier. Funny Stories –Wash it Again My mother had decided to trim the household budget wherever possible, so instead of having a dress dry-cleaned she was...
Funny Stories Gardening JokesGardening Jokes and Funny StoriesIf you wish to be happy for a day, get drunk.If you wish to be happy for a week, kill a pig.If you wish to be happy for a month, get married.But if you wish to be happy forever and ever, make a garden....
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This supposed black comedy is totally devoid of black comedy, and any other kind of humor for that matter. What you get are two separate converging stories neither of which is remotely funny. Jumping back and forth, the viewer is totally bored and confused, not a good formula for ...
Well. You don’t have to move to a ghetto for old folksto escape the constant whiz of flying bullets. Other areas of the city are reasonably quiet and safe. Problem is, they’rea lotmore expensive than this part of town. Plus they’re further from M’hijito’s house. ...
At the park:nottoomany dogs to have to dodge around this morning, probably because the weather is constraining most of the strolling dog-lovers. That’s a relief: some of those folks are stupid beyond belief, when it comes to dogs. ...
It's almost obscene, and is totally unbelievable that a young lady in her 20s will fall hopelessly in love with someone obviously old enough to be her father (or even grandfather). Reason Two: The songs didn't stick with me. I know I sound superficial but I do like musicals that keep...
you can enter the random video chat section or view stories posted by other folks. TinyChat promotes a free, downloadable app for iOS and Android units. You won’t have to fiddle with Safari or Google Chrome whereas you’re on-the-go. It’s easy to video call, create your personal “...
Fun friend quotes for Instagram I just got that Friday feeling. When I feel a little down, I put on my favorite high heels and dance. I need a six-month holiday, twice a year. Bad choices make good stories. If there would be an award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it...