If you could not ask me to attempt funny staff meeting notes again, that’d be great. Need to deliver bad news to everyone in the company. Do what this all staff meeting meme says to do, that way everyone can hear the same terrible thing for a collective emotional response. Oh how mu...
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Make sure your speech will appeal to a wide range of staff and doesn’t offend any guests. Does your speech include a few jokes yet remain charming? Have you included thanks to everyone involved? Consider writing down key points on cards. Even if you never use them they will give you co...
Get in the holiday spirit with these funny Christmas jokes for kids and adults. We have punny one-liners and even short quips about Santa, elves and reindeer.
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Manager:“—Well this is obviously going nowhere. If you don’t pay in the next ten minutes your food becomes a free lunch for my staff. Good day.”*Click.* My phone rings again, I pick up. Me:“Thank you for calling—”
A staff of employees A fraid of ghosts A nastiness of villains A promise of tomorrows A prudence of vicars A clique of photographers Funny Englishman, Irishman, Scotsman Jokes Funny Englishman, Irishman, Scotsman Joke A Scotsman, an Irishman, and an Englishman are each sentenced to a year in ...
- The Fallen: [Enough with DEM jokes. They make me Fallrious. That's horrible! Why can't I be just like you?!] - Adolf Hilter: Real life always wins. - Jacobo: Well, I could have gotten here sooner, but I stopped on my way to plow YOUR mother! ] - Misogi: He was a tr...
I’ve always been a pretty pale person, which isn’t helped by my tendency to stay inside playing video games late into the night. This results in good-natured jokes from my friends, including ones about how I could be a vampire since, in addition to being pale, I’m also really quie...
Dennis Miller: smart jokes, but not always funnyJim Sullivan, Globe Staff